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Danny is summoned but tells each different summoner that he is a different being.
He just gets fed up with it and says:
“No, I'm actually the fairy godmother and you don’t qualify as cinderella, unless you’re a young girl who wants to go to the ball, are you?”
“Sorry, I’m a genie and I just lost my lamp, very sorry, didn’t rub the bottle, no wishes for you.”
“For the last time, I am not the ghost king, the lines on the summoning circle are all wrong, see, that right there means I am not of the ghostly category, I’m actually- yeah you got shit calligraphy Chad, will you let me finish I’ve been planning this one for a while--”
“So yeah I’m the easter bunny, what, you think the easter bunny has to be a bunny just because of the name? Not everyone gets an obvious name”
“I’m Batman”
This last one probably backfires one day when he gets summoned into a cultist’s basement in front of the tied up Literal Batman and he goes double dare on the death by embarrassment by saying that one is a fake and how dare they, for shame, this poor cosplayer--
Bonus:
He was summoned into the Watchtower by the JL. Danny is wearing a spacesuit costume and goes “Uh.. Houston, we have a problem.”
#dp#dp x dc#???#this probably has been done#i just wanted to write it down can't go looking for it in the tags#aaaa i got a sudden flash in my mind this is definitely out there i just need to find it#who is this random astronaut? someone asks#why did he get summoned?#and danny is like 'you think i look like a real astronaut? :D'
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Me, but I would actually make convincing fake identities. As long as I don't fuck it up early on.
Danny is summoned but tells each different summoner that he is a different being.
He just gets fed up with it and says:
“No, I’m actually the fairy godmother and you don’t qualify as cinderella, unless you’re a young girl who wants to go to the ball, are you?”
“Sorry, I’m a genie and I just lost my lamp, very sorry, didn’t rub the bottle, no wishes for you.”
“For the last time, I am not the ghost king, the lines on the summoning circle are all wrong, see, that right there means I am not of the ghostly category, I’m actually- yeah you got shit calligraphy Chad, will you let me finish I’ve been planning this one for a while–”
“So yeah I’m the easter bunny, what, you think the easter bunny has to be a bunny just because of the name? Not everyone gets an obvious name”
“I’m Batman”
This last one probably backfires one day when he gets summoned into a cultist’s basement in front of the tied up Literal Batman and he goes double dare on the death by embarrassment by saying that one is a fake and how dare they, for shame, this poor cosplayer–
Bonus:
He was summoned into the Watchtower by the JL. Danny is wearing a spacesuit costume and goes “Uh.. Houston, we have a problem.”
#dp#dp x dc#???#this probably has been done#i just wanted to write it down can't go looking for it in the tags#aaaa i got a sudden flash in my mind this is definitely out there i just need to find it#who is this random astronaut? someone asks#why did he get summoned?#and danny is like 'you think i look like a real astronaut? :D'
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